Country Bumpkin

Yeh, we're all thick and stupid from the country. Dancing around half naked all day in the woods. Eating mushrooms and drinking tea. I guess the thought of walking barefoot through a garden, then a field, to a river then stripping off and swimming doesn't appeal to Intelligent City Folk. Lying in the grass, fingers burried deep inside a wet cunt, squeezing a large breast with the other hand does sound awful. Even more so, if you went there with a close friend. Lying side by side as the sun beats down on your wet bodies. The smell of freshly mown grass from the field across the river.