How your sweet wife got your loser son out of jail in Juarez

Your son has always been trouble, suspended from school, fights with other kids, shoplifting - shit like that. You thought you could handle it but the little jerk is basically a dumb ass. So he's 16 now and you thought he was staying a friends place for the weekend until the cops showed up at the door to tell you he was in jail down in Juarez, something about dope and some kind of gang trouble. You managed to talk to him on the phone and you got him a lawyer and thought this might teach him a lesson but after a couple of days the lawyer said the kid might get 3 years in jail. Your wife freaked out and insisted on going down there and took a flight the next day. On the phone she said she had meetings set up... the lawyer... some guys at the police department... the governor at the jail. She said it was crazy down, she might need you to transfer some money to her account, maybe she could pay these bastards off. They were making it clear they'd cut a deal she just had to find out what they wanted, what it would take to drop the charges. She told you not to worry, she might be tied up for a few days, but she'd do anything she could to bring her loser son home.

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